SCENE 2

OFFICE INTERIOR

GLOBAL IT SOLUTIONS

Morning morning morning.

What’s this?  A happy, smiling Adam.  Whatever next?  A £20 note in my packet of crisps by chance?

I very much doubt it…  (BEAT) Dylan, me old mucker…  You know I give each day at this miserable place the benefit of the doubt at the start of each morning…  Secure in the knowledge that before too long, something will happen, condemning it as yet another day in hell.

(WALKING INTO OFFICE) Morning all…  You’re looking particularly chipper today Adam…  How’s that spec coming along for the Web Enabled Vending Machine...  I’d like to have it finished by close of play today.

(LOOKS AT WATCH) 9:15…  (AS EXCITED TV SPORTS PRESENTER) A new world record…

I beg your pardon?

(AS SELF) Oh nothing a hammer and a chisel wouldn’t put right…  (TO DYLAN) Coffee?